Water balloons? Duct tape (suitably edited, of course)? Batteries wired to a needle?
this is a stretch, but a milk bottle? or something in that vein, like milking-related?
I got nothing >_< heh
Hmmm ... E ... E ... nope, can't think of anything :/
umm....ecstasy pills, CLEARLY
"Also a full compliment of cats :D"
Would this be to reinforce a culture/spirit of cattiness among womenfolks?
That's full of win too.
Of course, there's nothing better than trying to herd a room full of cats?
They simply *can't* be herded.
I saw a show one time where a trainer had them trained just like dogs, but as for the average cat own..um, I mean cat's assistant...
Er, or is our occupational title "Cat's housekeeper"?
*tries to think of something that's semantically FTW*
Spyro the Dragon
StoveTop Stuffing (I've seen stuffing used in reference to stuffing a bra... can we make this a term?)
Hmmm... E... mc^2? 2.71828? An ep of Sesame Street brought to you by the letter E? Some of these things
? (Hahah, E.T. kinda takes on a new meaning)
I have learned that electro is apparently a music genre
s'all I got.
We've had 7 responses so far and nobody has mentioned chocolate. Come on ladies, shape up!
She asked for gag gifts; chocolate is always serious!
But all right, we can put chocolate in the running...
first thing i thought was tissues (padding and for emotional outbursts) and chocolate!
as for the emotional outbursts, ask any of my so's or family, i am the queen of them.
tears for no apparent reason.... i know that there is one every time but i can never figure out what it is until after i've cried. lol!
D'hoh! I don't know how I could have missed Vitamin E cream! Blame it on not being fully awake : /
I was going to say chicken breasts but aki beat me to it.
The movie: Tuck Everlasting
Eeyore(winnie the pooh)
Toilet seat instructions
someone I know's older sister gave her a stuffed circle with hands and arms and told her it was her first period
No ^_^; but I love your icon - it's so cute! n.n
I love yours too! I have always loved foxes ever since I learned when I was little that my name (at the time) meant fox.
Aaw that's awesome :D I've actually thought about changing my name to Fox - it's kind of gender neutral, especially when some friends tease with 'Foxy' o.o;
They sell both stuffed and chocolate vaginas online. So that might work.
serious: pepper spray, tissues, candles, big girly sunglasses!
fun: make-up, acrylic nails, fake legal papers that say "female"
that's all i gotz.